

Dorset Deviant Diary - Day 2DORSET DEVIANT DIARY- DAY 2.Dorset Deviant Diary - Day 2
"CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. CRAP." Every step towards the bin, attempting to hide the celebratory sweet bags and wrappers from the previous night, was a nightmare in itself.
Each tiny millimeter beheld EXTREME, EXCRUTIATING, , EXAGGERATED PAIN. "Damn you FOSSIL BEAAACH" My inner mind screamed, shaking its fist.
Elfie then emerged from the broken toilet seated loo, also walking like an O.A.P on a cold day. "Good morning to you too" She smiled, only receiving a cold, pained glare from myself.
After about what seemed like a year, I th


Open your EyesIt's in our nature,Open your Eyes
And we're running out of time,
I was desperately wrong, Please, Open your eyes.
It was all a mistake, I never wanted to break you,
But when the clock is ticking What could i do?
So say a prayer, Fold your hands,
Maybe he'll listen But God's in demand,
Pray for the heavens Pray while there's still time Pray it will be over Pray one day we'll open our eyes
Pray for the people, Pray for our love, Pray, Please just pray I doubt it's enough
I've been cast out before, &nb


Star Crossed Lovers- RetoldHearts- For Aristocracy.Star Crossed Lovers- Retold
Diamonds- For the Merchancy.
The Soldiers belong to spades, And the Clubs are the peasants and the maids.
I'm the Queen of hearts, You're the Knave of Spades, We're Undoing every- Thing that law forbade.
But I knew,
from when I saw you, Burst down our golden gates: It erased all my hate...
You took.
My Breath. Away.
I'm the Queen of hearts, You're the Knave of Spades, We're Undoing every- Thing that law forbade.
Run, my Romeo,
They- are after you, But I w


WELCOME TO LONDONWELCOME TO LONDON! Your hometown you'll be missing! It's bloody July - - - And the sky is PISSING!!WELCOME TO LONDON
No qualms of being early, Transport? Nothing to fear, Because the bloody 65 comes, NOWHERE NEAR US!
Ohhh this ENGLAND! And welcome to LONDON! It's shitting with hail... It's not exactly FUN-DON!
Where is that London Eye?
I can't see it through the clouds? For the masses of yobs, That are being stupidly loud.
Yes Mr.Business man, You'll be Lucky to survive. In London City - - - If you make it there alive.
Devious Comments
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when i say lol, i just have nothing better to say.
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oh. sorry. i'll go now...
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
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When the Going gets Tough, Sod Off.
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INDEEEEED....
LOL xD
sooo okii doke
yeah im thinking of how to use photoshop, to like edit crap.
i want to do eyes.
yeah...
well BELIEVE holly i am ONLINE
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BLARNEY...
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When the Going gets Tough, Sod Off.
did you know caca is poo in farsi (persian)? that's what my nan says, "oh...caca!"
i got excited the other day, on the way to the bus stop this guy shoved in front of me and my dad and was all like: "BEEEP!"
My dad said something irish! he goes "Stupid blarney...mumble...with his...go shov it up his ..."my grandad frank says that alot too.
any way... oh yer. it says you're online but i don't know whether to BELIEVE.
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
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My Profile :[link]
My Gallery:[link]
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When the Going gets Tough, Sod Off.
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My Profile :[link]
My Gallery:[link]
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When the Going gets Tough, Sod Off.
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when i say lol, i just have nothing better to say.
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pop round some time xD
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When the Going gets Tough, Sod Off.
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Do I look like a can to you *pouts*?
we must do deviant diaries of dorset.
you know lion king is based on hamlet?
well, lion king 2 is based on romeo and juliet!
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
i bought pyjamas with tapes o them! woo!
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
um... elfride... is a... uh...
are you coming to dorset? ofcourse you are!
let's do deviants about dorset! yay!
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
Well deserved
your gallery is FAAABULOUS
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When the Going gets Tough, Sod Off.
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<< [link] Why is the rum gone?>>
and its gorgeous AWWW
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When the Going gets Tough, Sod Off.
it looks so much like me!!!
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
Don't be prejudiced about his sexuality sarah.
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"Elfie. You look like a fat kid that got stuck in a lift."
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