Help-Me-Fall

Well it's been 3 years since my last journal entry and god knows how long since my last submission. I returned because the public shame of knowing the ludicrous shambles I passed off as 'poetry' were still viewable to the world. I came back to banhammer and slay them all. Everything. Nothing survived. To be honest I'm likely talking to a blank space of the internet because it's been so long and my watchers have probably flown the nest (the goodhearted crazy people who actually....followed my bollocks?) Either way I felt a ceremonial and metaphorical burning of all my old 'work' (term used so loosely its almost tight). Until next time x

HUZZAH THANKS TO PLANK OVER THERE FOR BOOSTING IT UP FROM 4,999 :p <3 !!!

ahahah today was the dreaded day for all guineas. BATHTIME. They seriously were smelly. Soooo in the sink we put them and biscuit went in first... oh dear. he flopped around like a wet cloth, tying to do the grand escape guinea pig. didn't work. so in and out he went without a sound. then FUDGE. to say the least fudge was NOT having ANY of it. he splished and sploshed like a madman, also attempting to be the first guinea pig canonball when he attempted to launch FROM the sink basin. we were too clever for him, naturally. now our two little princes are shaking like dogs in towels in our arms. and so the story continues :P bless.